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Comfort Sex

(This happened just last night)

I was having a really bad day, fighting with my mom, and my boyfriend came over with food to comfort me, and we ended up turning the lights off and cuddling on the bed, both of us just in our underwear. We started kissing, softly at first, just brushing our lips against the other’s. In the middle of kissing, I started crying, partly from frustration about my mom, partly because of how absolutely beautiful and special he always made me feel when he kissed me.

He kissed away my tears and said “I may not be able to see you right now, but I’m memorized your beauty. You are wonderful, radiant, and flawless in my eyes. You deserve love, you deserve absolute happiness, and I intend to do my very best to provide it all for you.” He kissed the rest of my tears away and held me against his chest, wrapping his arms around me and tangling his fingers into my hair. After another ten minutes of kissing and soft nipping, I whispered in his ear that I wanted him to kiss every single part of my body. And he did. Everywhere. My arms, my palms, my neck and shoulders, my chest and stomach, down both my legs, he even sucked on my toes, which was absolutely incredible.

Then he kissed back up my leg and started massaging me through my underwear and asked something that I wasn’t paying attention to because I was just too aroused. But I knew what he intended to do, and after a few seconds of me panting and writhing and grinding against him, he said “I’ll take that as a yes” and ripped away what little clothing I still had covering me. Before I could take a breath, his face was buried between my legs. It still astounds me every single time he devours me, just how well he knows where to lick, where to suck, how hard and how long. I grabbed his hands and pulled them up to my chest so he could play with and twist my nipples just the way I like. While I took over that, I made him grab my hips and pull me against his mouth as I thrust against him. After a few moments of this, I pushed his hand down in a silent order to bury his fingers into me as I continued to rock my hips.

Despite having someone in the next room and someone directly below us, I could barely care enough to keep quiet. I couldn’t stop fisting the sheets, throwing my head back and forth, biting down on my hand as hard as I possibly could to muffle my moans. I must have stayed just on the edge or orgasm for at least ten minutes. It was absolute heaven. And then, like a crack of lighting, I came so hard that every muscle in my body convulsed and tensed, I shuddered as I felt my insides pulse and jerked away a little due to my hypersensitivity.

He gave me a moment to rest and bask in the afterglow, but before I knew it we were kissing again, deeper this time; tongues meshing, teeth grinding. I got on top of him and pressed my breasts against his chest; he loves them and I know the feel of them drives him wild. I kissed down his neck and licked at just the right spots to get him to gasp just the way I like. Once I reached his shoulder, I sucked as hard as I could, making sure to leave a nice claim on his skin. From there, I went to his nipples. I took the left into my mouth and lightly teased the other with my fingers. He goes absolutely wild for that. The noises he makes are just…so erotic. Taking advantage of my position, I ground myself against his leg, sending little shockwaves up my spine. Then I took a moment to simply tease him.

I adore teasing him. Ghosting my fingers just out of reach until his hips buck involuntarily. After a moment of this, I leaned up until my face met his, where he whispered, “don’t make me beg”. I smiled and lowered my lips to his ear and in uttered the words “I want you to make love to me…I need it so bad”

After another chaste kiss, we both got up, him to get a condom, me to get a pillow and onto my back on the floor. Still in complete darkness, he got on top of me and I wrapped my legs around his waist. The first thrust is always the best. I anticipate that feeling like nothing in the entire world. All I could do way lie back and enjoy the way he felt sliding in and out of me like he was made specifically for my body. I wrapped my arms around him and dug my nails down his back as I listened to him grunt with every thrust. I kissed his neck softly and then his lips when he looked at me, moving my hands to his ass to pull him deeper and deeper into me “I love you”s scattered between my breathless moans and his animalistic growls. I told him I wanted to watch, so he leaned over to where the tv was, without even letting himself slip out of me, and turned it on. After giving my eyes a moment to adjust to the light, I looked up at him and smiled. I love the look he gets in his eyes when he’s ramming me. They become somehow…shallow. Less full of wit, less thought, just pure, raw passion and need.

He leaned up and grabbed my feet, intertwining his fingers with my toes, and continued to pound into me. At one point, he could have sworn he’d broken through the condom with how incredible it felt. After a quick switch, we were back at it, exchanging more “I love you”s and “you’re so amazing”s, only breaking eye contact when I couldn’t help but let my eyes roll back into my head. I pulled him back down and crushed my lips against his, moaning into his mouth. I could feel him getting closer as I swelled around him. Half speaking, half moaning, he uttered “it’s too good” and rammed into me one last time as he came, my legs pulling him back and back again as I milked him. Still inside of me, he collapsed, the comforting weight of him against me and his head on my chest. And that’s how we stayed for a few moments, after enjoying one of the most intense, memorable love making sessions either of us had ever had.

We’re gonna go in Victoria Secret and sneak into the dressing room. You’re gonna tease, fuck with me by trying on all the sexy lingerie that you love making me go insane. Sexually frustrated till the point I’ll pick you up and you’ll encircle your legs around me as if you were expecting this to happen. Reading me like a book, you know all my weak spots, knowing what to do, how to do it and make me melt right in front of you.

I let out a small groan realizing that we’re in public, shocked, mortified with the fact that we could get caught at any moment. I was so distraught by you being so sexually provoking that I never even realized the risk we were taking. Then looking those playful eyes i could see you could care less and you were just enjoying my reactions to every action you conjured.

I knew you just as well as you knew me. I decide to take this game to my advantage, I whip out my dick and thrusted it inside your warm, welcoming pussy fitted just for me. Your sharp squeal was cut short as soon as you realized as I did. I can see the thoughts in your eyes “We’re not alone”. I smirk, “My turn babe” I whisper in your ears with a chuckle.

 As you look at me with a terrified look praying to god that we don’t get caught, I press your warm, inviting body up against the wall and starting to vigorously thrust inside you. My hips in coordination with your hips as each time I went in, expressions of ecstasy diffuse all over my face. We both battle our foe silence as it tortured both of us. Rising to the Climax, I whisper in your ear ” Baby I’m going to cum…are you ready?”“Mhhm, give it to me baby” I lay you down on the bench as your mouth opens and I closed my eyes, letting all I had go. When I finally open my eyes, you”ll contently licked your lips and smile at me. We’ll get dressed and leave the dressing room, pretending nothing happened.

“Payback’s a bitch, ain’t it babe?”


Embarrassing.

So, my boyfriend is going away or about a week tomorrow and we were planning on having amazing sex to get it all out and be able to last (we’re really bad at NOT having sex lol) After dinner with his parents, around 8:30 we decided to go upstairs and have the great sex we’d planned on. So I started blowing him, etc., then the sex began. We were going for about 30 minutes, and I wasnt completely naked, he wasn’t though. We were planning on switching positions so we went to a different part of his bedroom. He heard his mom walk by as I was completely naked. She stopped in front of the door, said “hello?” and walked away. I literally almost peed myself, I thought I was about to show my boyfriends mother my WHOLE self! We just brushed it off & kept going, but she came upstairs again, said “ridiculous…” and walked off. My boyfriend looks at me after we finished and says “I think she heard you.” I tend to be noisy, but when people are home I’m usually quiet. So I said “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be.” and then he began telling me about alllllll the other times his dad has heard me too! I mean, his dad knows we have sex and is completely okay with it. But it’s still embarrassing that he heard me!

Anonymous said: can we have sex?

If this is who I think it is, then suuure ;D

It was absolutely scandalous. Scene queen Bella Marie, with a JONAS BROTHER!? People were shocked. Disney was amazed and appalled.

Bella Marie was a superstar to the “scene/punk” community. Eye skimming bangs, extensions down her back that reached her bottom, contacts in every color for every occasion, an attractive hourglass figure and a fresh sense of style. Heavy eyeliner and bright shadow is a must along with a perfectly puckered pair of lips. 

Joseph Jonas.. well, you know him. The Disney golden child. He could do no wrong.

The two of them were together (much to AJ’s dismay and anger) and they couldn’t be anymore happy. To be honest, Bella Marie’s dream when she was younger was to be Joe’s girl. It was like a dream come true.

They were in Joe’s upscale and gorgeous Hollywood hills home. It wasn’t too far from Bella Marie & AJ’s estates. Joe and Bella Marie had ordered some Italian food and were cuddled under a quilt on the couch. She rested her head on his shoulder as they watched the movie on screen (which was some drama comedy romance about a girl balancing two boys [Bella Marie could relate, sadly]). He felt her get the chills and held her closer to him. It was a comfortable silence. Well, she was listening to his heartbeat. It soothed her.

-buzz, buzz, buzz-

"Hello? Oh, hey AJ." Bella Marie said, sitting up straight.

"He hurts you and I swear to god, I’m gonna fuck him up.." AJ responded.

"Don’t worry, I’m a big girl, I’ll handle myself. I got to go." Bella Marie said, ending the call. She put her phone back in her bag and turned to her love. "Sorry about that baby." She sighed.

"It’s alright babe." Joe said, kissing her cheek and snaking an arm around her. She swiftly moved so that sat ontop of him. She kissed his lips slowly and softly, her hands all over his chest and neck and hair. His hands went up her shirt and cupped, squeezed and toyed with  her breasts. She moaned and slid her tongue into his mouth. He did the same. Their tongue’s fought for dominance and she grinded herself ontop of him. She felt his hard-on through his skinny jeans and while kissing him, unbuttoned his pants. Joe’s hands snaked over her chest and back down to her pants. He undid them and slowly worked then off her.

Bella Marie was nervous. She was about to fuck the boy of her dreams. Joe capped his hand over her pussy and rubbed her clit. She let out a moan and bit her bottom lip. He inserted 2 fingers into her and started pumping fiercely in and out. Her jaw dropped and her eyes rolled back.

"Baby, baby, oh my god!" Bella Marie moaned, throwing her head back. He removed himself and licked the cum from his fingers.

"You taste soo fucking good babe." Joe said. He held up his fingers to her and she licked them. She smirked and bit her lip.  She kissed him and switched their positions. She pulled his pants down and freed his erection. She pulled his boxers off and saw his dick for the first time.

"Damn Disney boy!" Bella Marie said, wrapping a hand around it and stroking it.
"Unf, what?" Joe asked.
"You’re so big…you’ve got to be at least 9 inches." Bella Marie breathed. She stuck the whole cock into her mouth and licked it from base to tip. Joe let out a long moan and entangled his hands in her hair.

"Oh my…Bella I’m gonna cum.." Joe moaned. Bella Marie removed herself. She didn’t want him busting just yet. She removed her mouth from him and took off the rest of her clothes. He followed in suite and they were both naked before each other. Joe knelt down in front of her and started kissing the inside of her thighs. She moaned and smirked. Soon, his tongue played with her clit and entered her vagina.  She gripped his hair.

"Babe, I want to be fucked already." Bella Marie breathed. Joe nodded and stood up so that his penis was at her entrance and then he slowly pushed in. Her pussy stretched to fit his massive cock. She soon was able to fit all 9 inches in there. Joe moved in and out of her and she gasped and moaned.

"Go faster, harder..oh my god!!" Bella Marie gasped and pleaded. Joe did what he was told. They were moaning and groaning together; he could feel himself about to bust. In a cresendo of screams and pleas, they climaxed together. They fell back on the couch and napped the rest of the day away.

But outside, the press couldn’t get enough. TMZ was gonna have a story on them tonight!

THE END

flapjacksblog said: What is your favorite Cartoon Network show?

Ed Edd n Eddy

kylecabang--deactivated20110617 said: why don't you guys post anymore? I enjoyed reading your stories :'(

I’m posting sometime this week.

Anonymous said: reading these sex stories makes me wet. God I want you to fuck me harrrrd

… just keep reading..

I feel SO SO BAD for forgetting about this blog almost.

I’ll be updating once I get a better browser.

Anonymous said: hello! can you please check out my new blog? and maybe post this so your followers can check it out too? its a blog for jonas oneshots and well, everyone has a guilty pleasure for jonas oneshots, right? (;
http://jonasoneshotarchive.tumblr.com/
(sorry this is anon. its a side blog and i don't want to post from my personal!)

Everyone, check it out!

Everyone's Guilty Pleasure.: A Birthday Surprise

jonas-porn:

Author:Becca
Pairing:Joe/Melina
Rating:NC-17
Description:Joe gives Melina the best birthday surprise yet.

——————————————————————————————

“Baby” I heard Joe whine into the phone. “Joe, today’s my birthday. I can’t believe that you’re acting like it’s no big deal” I said. “It is, but I have…

(via beemyinsanity-deactivated201306)

Anonymous said: my boyfriend watches porn while i prefer to read it.
womdering if you would be interested in making a sex story for me using my choice of name setting etc? trying to get him to read ;) haha
only if interested

Sure, I’d be glad to do that. Just send me the details ;)

everyone's guilty pleasure.: A Hard Gift to Unwrap

jonas-porn:

Author : imahazardtomyself

Pairing : Joe / Victoria Justice

Rating :NC-17

Description: Joe’s got a special gift for Miss V’s 18th birthday

It was February 19

th and a very exciting day for Joe Jonas. Why was it so special? Well because a good friend of his had just turned 18. This…

(via beemyinsanity-deactivated201306)

Anonymous said: oh my bad :) sorry! great blog.

It’s fine. Thanks! (:

Comfort Sex

(This happened just last night)

I was having a really bad day, fighting with my mom, and my boyfriend came over with food to comfort me, and we ended up turning the lights off and cuddling on the bed, both of us just in our underwear. We started kissing, softly at first, just brushing our lips against the other’s. In the middle of kissing, I started crying, partly from frustration about my mom, partly because of how absolutely beautiful and special he always made me feel when he kissed me.

He kissed away my tears and said “I may not be able to see you right now, but I’m memorized your beauty. You are wonderful, radiant, and flawless in my eyes. You deserve love, you deserve absolute happiness, and I intend to do my very best to provide it all for you.” He kissed the rest of my tears away and held me against his chest, wrapping his arms around me and tangling his fingers into my hair. After another ten minutes of kissing and soft nipping, I whispered in his ear that I wanted him to kiss every single part of my body. And he did. Everywhere. My arms, my palms, my neck and shoulders, my chest and stomach, down both my legs, he even sucked on my toes, which was absolutely incredible.

Then he kissed back up my leg and started massaging me through my underwear and asked something that I wasn’t paying attention to because I was just too aroused. But I knew what he intended to do, and after a few seconds of me panting and writhing and grinding against him, he said “I’ll take that as a yes” and ripped away what little clothing I still had covering me. Before I could take a breath, his face was buried between my legs. It still astounds me every single time he devours me, just how well he knows where to lick, where to suck, how hard and how long. I grabbed his hands and pulled them up to my chest so he could play with and twist my nipples just the way I like. While I took over that, I made him grab my hips and pull me against his mouth as I thrust against him. After a few moments of this, I pushed his hand down in a silent order to bury his fingers into me as I continued to rock my hips.

Despite having someone in the next room and someone directly below us, I could barely care enough to keep quiet. I couldn’t stop fisting the sheets, throwing my head back and forth, biting down on my hand as hard as I possibly could to muffle my moans. I must have stayed just on the edge or orgasm for at least ten minutes. It was absolute heaven. And then, like a crack of lighting, I came so hard that every muscle in my body convulsed and tensed, I shuddered as I felt my insides pulse and jerked away a little due to my hypersensitivity.

He gave me a moment to rest and bask in the afterglow, but before I knew it we were kissing again, deeper this time; tongues meshing, teeth grinding. I got on top of him and pressed my breasts against his chest; he loves them and I know the feel of them drives him wild. I kissed down his neck and licked at just the right spots to get him to gasp just the way I like. Once I reached his shoulder, I sucked as hard as I could, making sure to leave a nice claim on his skin. From there, I went to his nipples. I took the left into my mouth and lightly teased the other with my fingers. He goes absolutely wild for that. The noises he makes are just…so erotic. Taking advantage of my position, I ground myself against his leg, sending little shockwaves up my spine. Then I took a moment to simply tease him.

I adore teasing him. Ghosting my fingers just out of reach until his hips buck involuntarily. After a moment of this, I leaned up until my face met his, where he whispered, “don’t make me beg”. I smiled and lowered my lips to his ear and in uttered the words “I want you to make love to me…I need it so bad”

After another chaste kiss, we both got up, him to get a condom, me to get a pillow and onto my back on the floor. Still in complete darkness, he got on top of me and I wrapped my legs around his waist. The first thrust is always the best. I anticipate that feeling like nothing in the entire world. All I could do way lie back and enjoy the way he felt sliding in and out of me like he was made specifically for my body. I wrapped my arms around him and dug my nails down his back as I listened to him grunt with every thrust. I kissed his neck softly and then his lips when he looked at me, moving my hands to his ass to pull him deeper and deeper into me “I love you”s scattered between my breathless moans and his animalistic growls. I told him I wanted to watch, so he leaned over to where the tv was, without even letting himself slip out of me, and turned it on. After giving my eyes a moment to adjust to the light, I looked up at him and smiled. I love the look he gets in his eyes when he’s ramming me. They become somehow…shallow. Less full of wit, less thought, just pure, raw passion and need.

He leaned up and grabbed my feet, intertwining his fingers with my toes, and continued to pound into me. At one point, he could have sworn he’d broken through the condom with how incredible it felt. After a quick switch, we were back at it, exchanging more “I love you”s and “you’re so amazing”s, only breaking eye contact when I couldn’t help but let my eyes roll back into my head. I pulled him back down and crushed my lips against his, moaning into his mouth. I could feel him getting closer as I swelled around him. Half speaking, half moaning, he uttered “it’s too good” and rammed into me one last time as he came, my legs pulling him back and back again as I milked him. Still inside of me, he collapsed, the comforting weight of him against me and his head on my chest. And that’s how we stayed for a few moments, after enjoying one of the most intense, memorable love making sessions either of us had ever had.

We’re gonna go in Victoria Secret and sneak into the dressing room. You’re gonna tease, fuck with me by trying on all the sexy lingerie that you love making me go insane. Sexually frustrated till the point I’ll pick you up and you’ll encircle your legs around me as if you were expecting this to happen. Reading me like a book, you know all my weak spots, knowing what to do, how to do it and make me melt right in front of you.

I let out a small groan realizing that we’re in public, shocked, mortified with the fact that we could get caught at any moment. I was so distraught by you being so sexually provoking that I never even realized the risk we were taking. Then looking those playful eyes i could see you could care less and you were just enjoying my reactions to every action you conjured.

I knew you just as well as you knew me. I decide to take this game to my advantage, I whip out my dick and thrusted it inside your warm, welcoming pussy fitted just for me. Your sharp squeal was cut short as soon as you realized as I did. I can see the thoughts in your eyes “We’re not alone”. I smirk, “My turn babe” I whisper in your ears with a chuckle.

 As you look at me with a terrified look praying to god that we don’t get caught, I press your warm, inviting body up against the wall and starting to vigorously thrust inside you. My hips in coordination with your hips as each time I went in, expressions of ecstasy diffuse all over my face. We both battle our foe silence as it tortured both of us. Rising to the Climax, I whisper in your ear ” Baby I’m going to cum…are you ready?”“Mhhm, give it to me baby” I lay you down on the bench as your mouth opens and I closed my eyes, letting all I had go. When I finally open my eyes, you”ll contently licked your lips and smile at me. We’ll get dressed and leave the dressing room, pretending nothing happened.

“Payback’s a bitch, ain’t it babe?”


Embarrassing.

So, my boyfriend is going away or about a week tomorrow and we were planning on having amazing sex to get it all out and be able to last (we’re really bad at NOT having sex lol) After dinner with his parents, around 8:30 we decided to go upstairs and have the great sex we’d planned on. So I started blowing him, etc., then the sex began. We were going for about 30 minutes, and I wasnt completely naked, he wasn’t though. We were planning on switching positions so we went to a different part of his bedroom. He heard his mom walk by as I was completely naked. She stopped in front of the door, said “hello?” and walked away. I literally almost peed myself, I thought I was about to show my boyfriends mother my WHOLE self! We just brushed it off & kept going, but she came upstairs again, said “ridiculous…” and walked off. My boyfriend looks at me after we finished and says “I think she heard you.” I tend to be noisy, but when people are home I’m usually quiet. So I said “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be.” and then he began telling me about alllllll the other times his dad has heard me too! I mean, his dad knows we have sex and is completely okay with it. But it’s still embarrassing that he heard me!

Anonymous said: can we have sex?

If this is who I think it is, then suuure ;D

It was absolutely scandalous. Scene queen Bella Marie, with a JONAS BROTHER!? People were shocked. Disney was amazed and appalled.

Bella Marie was a superstar to the “scene/punk” community. Eye skimming bangs, extensions down her back that reached her bottom, contacts in every color for every occasion, an attractive hourglass figure and a fresh sense of style. Heavy eyeliner and bright shadow is a must along with a perfectly puckered pair of lips. 

Joseph Jonas.. well, you know him. The Disney golden child. He could do no wrong.

The two of them were together (much to AJ’s dismay and anger) and they couldn’t be anymore happy. To be honest, Bella Marie’s dream when she was younger was to be Joe’s girl. It was like a dream come true.

They were in Joe’s upscale and gorgeous Hollywood hills home. It wasn’t too far from Bella Marie & AJ’s estates. Joe and Bella Marie had ordered some Italian food and were cuddled under a quilt on the couch. She rested her head on his shoulder as they watched the movie on screen (which was some drama comedy romance about a girl balancing two boys [Bella Marie could relate, sadly]). He felt her get the chills and held her closer to him. It was a comfortable silence. Well, she was listening to his heartbeat. It soothed her.

-buzz, buzz, buzz-

"Hello? Oh, hey AJ." Bella Marie said, sitting up straight.

"He hurts you and I swear to god, I’m gonna fuck him up.." AJ responded.

"Don’t worry, I’m a big girl, I’ll handle myself. I got to go." Bella Marie said, ending the call. She put her phone back in her bag and turned to her love. "Sorry about that baby." She sighed.

"It’s alright babe." Joe said, kissing her cheek and snaking an arm around her. She swiftly moved so that sat ontop of him. She kissed his lips slowly and softly, her hands all over his chest and neck and hair. His hands went up her shirt and cupped, squeezed and toyed with  her breasts. She moaned and slid her tongue into his mouth. He did the same. Their tongue’s fought for dominance and she grinded herself ontop of him. She felt his hard-on through his skinny jeans and while kissing him, unbuttoned his pants. Joe’s hands snaked over her chest and back down to her pants. He undid them and slowly worked then off her.

Bella Marie was nervous. She was about to fuck the boy of her dreams. Joe capped his hand over her pussy and rubbed her clit. She let out a moan and bit her bottom lip. He inserted 2 fingers into her and started pumping fiercely in and out. Her jaw dropped and her eyes rolled back.

"Baby, baby, oh my god!" Bella Marie moaned, throwing her head back. He removed himself and licked the cum from his fingers.

"You taste soo fucking good babe." Joe said. He held up his fingers to her and she licked them. She smirked and bit her lip.  She kissed him and switched their positions. She pulled his pants down and freed his erection. She pulled his boxers off and saw his dick for the first time.

"Damn Disney boy!" Bella Marie said, wrapping a hand around it and stroking it.
"Unf, what?" Joe asked.
"You’re so big…you’ve got to be at least 9 inches." Bella Marie breathed. She stuck the whole cock into her mouth and licked it from base to tip. Joe let out a long moan and entangled his hands in her hair.

"Oh my…Bella I’m gonna cum.." Joe moaned. Bella Marie removed herself. She didn’t want him busting just yet. She removed her mouth from him and took off the rest of her clothes. He followed in suite and they were both naked before each other. Joe knelt down in front of her and started kissing the inside of her thighs. She moaned and smirked. Soon, his tongue played with her clit and entered her vagina.  She gripped his hair.

"Babe, I want to be fucked already." Bella Marie breathed. Joe nodded and stood up so that his penis was at her entrance and then he slowly pushed in. Her pussy stretched to fit his massive cock. She soon was able to fit all 9 inches in there. Joe moved in and out of her and she gasped and moaned.

"Go faster, harder..oh my god!!" Bella Marie gasped and pleaded. Joe did what he was told. They were moaning and groaning together; he could feel himself about to bust. In a cresendo of screams and pleas, they climaxed together. They fell back on the couch and napped the rest of the day away.

But outside, the press couldn’t get enough. TMZ was gonna have a story on them tonight!

THE END

flapjacksblog said: What is your favorite Cartoon Network show?

Ed Edd n Eddy

kylecabang--deactivated20110617 said: why don't you guys post anymore? I enjoyed reading your stories :'(

I’m posting sometime this week.

Anonymous said: reading these sex stories makes me wet. God I want you to fuck me harrrrd

… just keep reading..

I feel SO SO BAD for forgetting about this blog almost.

I’ll be updating once I get a better browser.

Anonymous said: hello! can you please check out my new blog? and maybe post this so your followers can check it out too? its a blog for jonas oneshots and well, everyone has a guilty pleasure for jonas oneshots, right? (;
http://jonasoneshotarchive.tumblr.com/
(sorry this is anon. its a side blog and i don't want to post from my personal!)

Everyone, check it out!

Everyone's Guilty Pleasure.: A Birthday Surprise

jonas-porn:

Author:Becca
Pairing:Joe/Melina
Rating:NC-17
Description:Joe gives Melina the best birthday surprise yet.

——————————————————————————————

“Baby” I heard Joe whine into the phone. “Joe, today’s my birthday. I can’t believe that you’re acting like it’s no big deal” I said. “It is, but I have…

(via beemyinsanity-deactivated201306)

Anonymous said: my boyfriend watches porn while i prefer to read it.
womdering if you would be interested in making a sex story for me using my choice of name setting etc? trying to get him to read ;) haha
only if interested

Sure, I’d be glad to do that. Just send me the details ;)

everyone's guilty pleasure.: A Hard Gift to Unwrap

jonas-porn:

Author : imahazardtomyself

Pairing : Joe / Victoria Justice

Rating :NC-17

Description: Joe’s got a special gift for Miss V’s 18th birthday

It was February 19

th and a very exciting day for Joe Jonas. Why was it so special? Well because a good friend of his had just turned 18. This…

(via beemyinsanity-deactivated201306)

Put a ;) in my ask if you’d fuck me

palmtreesandtamagotchis:

LEAVE YOUR NUMBER TOO IF YOU’RE A GIRL.

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Anonymous said: oh my bad :) sorry! great blog.

It’s fine. Thanks! (:

Comfort Sex
Embarrassing.
I feel SO SO BAD for forgetting about this blog almost.
Put a ;) in my ask if you’d fuck me

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